Exhibit A
The lore
Before the confetti, before the IPO, before an entire generation learned what a gamma squeeze was — the app that became Robinhood carried a different name: Cash Cat. A cat clutching cash, mascot of a mission to make investing free for everybody.
Then the suits did what suits do. The cat was retired, the hood went on, and the original name became a footnote — until the co-founder himself posted the receipts for the world to see.
$CASHCAT is the mascot coming back to collect. The first name. The first cat. No pivot, no rebrand, no board meeting — just a cat, his cash, and a ticker that should have been his all along. Now live where cats are launched: pump.fun.
The Receipt
Tokenomeownics
Filed in Quadruplicate
The roadmeowp
Wake up
Cat opens one eye. Deploys token. Immediately begins a fourteen-hour recovery nap.
Meme
Post relentlessly. Occupy every timeline. Become the thing you cannot scroll past.
Reclaim the name
Send Vlad a very polite letter requesting the name back. Enclose treats as consideration.
Valhalla
Cash Cat hits escape velocity, ascends past the charts, and becomes the mascot of everything.
// this is a meme coin. these are jokes. mostly.
“I don’t read charts. I am the chart.”— CASH CAT, PROBABLY
Teller Window
How to get some 🐾
Phantom, Solflare — whichever litter box you prefer. Install it, back up your seed phrase, never share it.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. The cat runs on Solana now.
Open the official $CASHCAT page on pump.fun, connect your wallet, and swap SOL for $CASHCAT.
That's it. You hold the original name. The cat thanks you with total indifference. 🐾
Press Conference
Ask the cat
The cat granted exactly one interview before returning to his nap. These are his complete remarks, transcribed faithfully.
Reporter: Are you working with Robinhood on this?
Cat: No. They had their chance in 2013. I've moved on. Mostly.
Reporter: Why launch on pump.fun instead of anywhere else?
Cat: Fair curve, no presale, no gatekeepers. A cat walks in, a cat gets launched. Simple.
Reporter: Critics say the token has no utility.
Cat: The critics are correct. Next question.
Reporter: Any price predictions?
Cat: I predict I will land on my feet. I make no such guarantee for your portfolio. Only spend what you can afford to lose.
Reporter: One last thing — who actually runs this?
Cat: I do. Some humans handle the typing. They are compensated in treats. This press conference is over.
Long live Cash Cat.
The cat the suits forgot. The name the ticker deserves. The meme that writes itself.
$CASHCAT is a meme coin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. For entertainment purposes only. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with Robinhood Markets, Inc. or Vlad Tenev. Please don't sue the cat.
© forever — the cat